I vant to suck your homework

If you haven’t yet settled on a new backpack for your older kid yet, I think she’ll probably love this one– at least if she’s a fan of Twilight, or vampires, or True Blood. Which she is. As required by law. The Vampire Orthodontics backpack at Threadless totally cracks me…

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If you haven’t yet settled on a new backpack for your older kid yet, I think she’ll probably love this one– at least if she’s a fan of Twilight, or vampires, or True Blood. Which she is. As required by law.

The Vampire Orthodontics backpack
at Threadless totally cracks me up. Designed by artist Ilia Ovechkin
and handcrafted thousands of miles from Transylvania (that’s, the USA)
it features a set of vampire fangs covered in braces.

Who knows, maybe Edward Cullen wore braces at some point 90 or so years
ago to get those choppers looking so perfect. I know for a fact they didn’t have Invisalign back then. –Liz

Find the Vampire Orthodontics backpack online from Threadless.


One response to “I vant to suck your homework”

  1. This is perfect for a tween who just got braces AND is into vampires. It’s a great way to make them feel a little better about the hassle and ache.

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